LONG-ASS MEME

I'm in the mood today I guess. Blame JAHSPURRING


Section One: We will never know the name of this section thanks to Industrial
1. Name: Riley
2. Nickname(s): Moss, Cheddy, Larry, Moopie, Queen of Cows.... the list goes on :'D
3. Birthday: December 15th
4. That makes you: 15
5. Where were you born: A hospital I don't know the name of
6. Location right now: A hotel room
7. Shoe size: 9
8. How many piercings?: Nope
9. Tattoos?: Nope
10. When you wake up you're: Tired.
11. When your about to sleep you're: FUCKIN AWAKE
12. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 
13. Chinese zodiac: Rabbit
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Outie
16. School: I DON'T KNOW *collapses into puddle of tears and "oh-my-god-what-is-my-future"* 

Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: American Unfortunately :c
18. Hair color: Blonde
20. Weight: Last time I weighed myself I was 125 pounds. I had been 131 two weeks earlier. I was not trying to lose weight. 
21. Height: 5'6 or 5'7 I don't even know
22. Braces? Unfortunately
23. Glasses? Theoretically I wear contacts. Theoretically.

Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Nah son
25. If so, who?: I'M FOREVER ALONE SON
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: I don't know?!??!?!?/!?1!?!?!?!¡¡¿¿!¡¡¡¿¿¿?!!!¡¡1¿!
27. Who has a crush on you?: Nobody that I'm aware of
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: What bf/gf
29. Who was your first kiss: ... my dog? :'D
30. Who was your last kiss: My horse? :'DD
31. Are you a virgin?: VIRGINITY IS A FALSE CONCEPT CREATED BY SOCIETY TO POINTLESSLY SHAME BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS ALIKE.
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Honey I spend all my time watching tv shows about serial killers.
33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: Yes owo
34. Have you ever been in love?: Nah son
35. Broken any hearts?: .... do I really seem like the heartbreaker type to you
36. Got your heart broken?: Not in a romantic sense
37. Ever liked a friend?: dON'T ASK ME THESE HARD QUESTIONS I DON'T KNOW?????!?!?!??!?!?!?!/!!?!?!!!11!111!!?!11
38. What happened?: ??¿¿¿¿?¿???????¡¡¡¡¡¡¡?¿¿¿¿?????!!¡¡¡??¡¿?¡??!?!!

Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in?: ...none.
40. How many were serious enough to count: I told you I've never been in a relationship
41. Who were those serious ones: aRE YOU TRYING TO RUB THIS IN
42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend?: Well there was that girl named Alex in like 2nd-4th grade
43. What made them different: She was super tomboyish and we promised each other we'd never join the popular crowd
44. What happened: She ditched me for the popular crowd
45. Best boy/girlfriend: YOUR MOM.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: YOUR... OTHER MOM.
47. Ever been kissed: Nah son (my-little-infinity I am saying this way too much right now this is your fault)
48. Who do you want back: I never had anyone in the first place????
49. Who do you regret: I?!?!?!?!?!?!
50. Why?: !!!!!!!!!

Section Five: Favorites
51. Song: Gonzo by the All American Rejects (Although These Streets by Paolo Nutini is creeping up there)
52. Movie: The Princess Bride bitchus
53. Food: Anything Italian ouo
54. Drink: itALIAN SODAS
55. Store: Amazon!
56. Television show: dexterdexterdEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEXTERDEDJVHGHREFDB //dextering insensifies
57. Holiday: Halloween
58. Book: Idek bro I mean there's The Phantom Tollbooth but then there's Paper Towns but then there's every other good book ever to exist.
59. Ice cream: Either Ben and Jerry's Half Baked or simply cookies and cream uwu
60. Sweets: aLL OF THEM
61. Crisps: Not a huge fan of 'em actually. Potato chips are okay I guess.
62. Type of music: Probably Alternative Rock but I love everything tbh
63. Artist: DO NOT MAKE ME CHOSE
64. Word: I love saying "cabinet" in a british accent it's just fun idk xD
65. Time of day: Early evening c:
66. Dressing: The only dressing I like is ranch but tbh I just prefer plain lettuce xD
67. Alcoholic drink: Ew
68. Color(s): Clover green
69. Piece of clothing: It changes every day xD
70. Character: soUL EATER EVANS //tackles him
71. Smell: Either that foresty smell or the smell of horses OR the way my old dog smelled but I haven't smelled (smelt?) that in a while so.
72. Shampoo: Idk
73. Soap: THE BUBBLY KIND ouo
74. Smiley: ouo
75. Board game: Say Anything
76. Sport: Horseback riding?
77. Number: Don't have one
78. Quote: "I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it!" -this one girl at my barn who's basically my adopted little sister.
79. Animal: Peregrine falcons uwu
80. Actor: caNNOT CHOOSE
82. Vegetable: zucchini flowers are the bomb but I'm not sure if they count
83. Fruit: POMEGRANATES 
84. Place to be: My room. Alone. ouo
85. Thing in your room: Aaah I love so many things in my room ;w; My guitars, Kingsley, my CDs, my laptop...
86. Gum: Don't really like gum :T
87. Shape: Stars are cool I guess
88. Country: SWISSALAND.
89. Mall: ... do malls have individual names... ?
90. Car: Punch buggies are hella rad. Also I love a lot of those old-fashioned cars with the wings and stuff xD
91. Boy's name: //whispers Dexter
92. Girl's name: Riley I guess
93. Family member: mY PUPPIES ouo
94. Restaurant: This one Japanese place in the sierras x'D
95. Movie place: Div3erge's house :3
96. Person to go to the movies with: Me, Div3erge and Chatoyant11 are on a mission to watch ALL the scary movies!
97. Noise: A horse's knicker x3
98. Brand of shoe: Do sneakers count as a brand...?
99. Brand of clothing: T-SHIRTS?!?!?!?!?!
100. Body part of a chicken: I love their little waddle things 
101. Swear word: dipshit
102. Month: December
103. Possession: nO PUEDO
104. Team: NATION.
105. Season: Spring
106. Radio station: Pulse I guess
107. Magazine: MAGAZINES. ARE. THE. BANE. OF. MY. EXISTENCE. 
108. Favorite grade: 2nd or 5th
109. Least favorite grade: 9th :T
110. Teacher: hAT ONE ENGLISH TEACHER I HAD FOR 7TH AND 8TH GRADE WAS A PERFECT HUMAN BEING AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SCHOOL I WILL MISS IT IS HER
111. Least favorite teacher: That one fitness teacher
112. Subject: idek bro I love all of them
113. Subject to talk about: MUSIC.

Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mom?: A lawyer.
115. Who's your dad?: A dork. x3
116. Any step-parents?: Nope.
117. Any brothers?: Nope.
118. Any Sisters?: Yup, two.
120. Coolest: ME nah I'm kidding. Probably my dad.
121. Loudest: Me for real this time. xD
122. Best relative: My dog
123. Worse relative: The chickens
124. Do you get along with your parents? Usually.
125. With your siblings? Well, we co-exist if that counts.
126. Does anyone understand you?: I... guess... no? //emo question is emo
127. Do you have any pets?: Two dogs, a betta fish, four chickens, and a horse |D
128. If so, what kind and name? Dogs are a German shepherd, Romeo, and a mini dachshund, Roxie. Fish is a crown tail betta, Kingsley. Idk what kind of chickens, but their names are Luna, Sunny, and Eclipse. Horse is a chestnut warmblood named Lily :3
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: SOME DAY IN THE FUTURE I WILL OWN BOTH A CORGI AND A GREAT DANE AT THE SAME TIME AND THAT IS ALL I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? Yup.
132. Did you drop out?: ... kind of, actually x'D 
133. Your current GPA: Idek bro.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Used to buy. Who knows with the coming year.
136. Favorite class: Can't choose :'3
137. Play any sports at school?: Nah son
138. Are you popular? Nah but I don't care because my friends are the best c:
139. Favorite memory: Probably one of the many ridiculous lunch conversations.
140. Most humiliating moment: All of 6th grade.
141. Most funniest moment: The grammar in this question made me cringe.
142. Most scared moment: Being alone in a room with a Norwegian drill sergeant 

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear...
145. Chicken: Dumb.
146. Dog: Romeo.
147. Christina Aguilera: Music.
148. Ricky Martin: Rick Astley x'D
149. 50 cent: A quarter? Which isn't worth 50 cents????
150. Poop: Toilet.
151. Beach: Ocean.
152. Desert: Cactus.
153. Water: Ocean again.
154. Osama: Bin Laden. XD
155. Love: Hearts.
156. Your little brother: Your mom???
157. Butt: ... I just saw a picture of a butt.
158. Clowns: Everybody loves clowns.
159. Wonder: Sparkles xD
16o. Brown: Poop
161. Banana: Penis
162. Sex: Smut
163. Parents: Christmas gifts????
164. Homosexuals: Gayyyyyyyy
165. God: Jesus

Section Nine: Do you believe in...
166. God: Nope
167. Heaven: Nope
168. Devil: Nope
169. Hell: Nope
170: Boogy man: Nope
171. Closet Monsters: Those are called "homophobes"
172. Fortune tellings: Nope
173. Magic: I wish :c
174. Love at first sight: Nah son
175. Ghosts: Not really
176. Voo-doo dolls: No but they're still creepy as friiiiick
177. Reincarnation: I love the idea of it, but sadly no
178. Yourself: *spits out tea laughing*

Section Ten: Do you...
179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: No
182. Cuss: Fuck no
183. Sing in the shower: Always
184. Like school: Depends
185. Want to get married: Yeah
186. Type with all of your fingers: Nope
187. Think you're attractive: On a physical plane I guess so
188. Drink and drive: Nope
189. Snore: Don't think so
190. Sleep walk: Nope
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Who doesn't?

Section Eleven: Have you ever...
192. Flashed someone: By accident OTL
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: hELL NAW
195. Been arrested: Nope
196. Gone to jail: Nope
197. Skateboarded: Not really
198. Skinny dipped: Nah
199. Rock climbed: Yup
200. Killed someone: ye- no. 
201. Watched porn: I WAS CURIOUS OK
202. Gone on a road trip: Kinda
203. Went out of the country: Yeup
204. Talked back to an adult: Oh yeah xD
205. Broken a law: Everyone has.
206. Got pulled over: Nope
208: Cried to get out of trouble: All the time when I was little
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yup
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Nope
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nope
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Does my dog count?
213. Moon someone: Nope
214. Shop-lifted: I stole candy once when I was little
215. Worked at McDonald's: Nope
216. Eaten a dog: Nope
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yup
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Yeah |D
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Nope
220. Had a one night stand: Nope
221. Smoked: Nope
222. Done drugs: Nope
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: What ex
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Oh yeah x'D
225. Had cyber sex: Nope
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Yeah
227. Caught someone doing something: Yup
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Kind of?
229. Cried during a movie: Not that I can remember.
230. Cried over someone: Yeah
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Nah
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope
233. Ran away from home: Almost
234. Cheated on a test: Kind of????


Section Twelve: Would you...
235. Bungee jump: Maybe owo
236. Sky dive: Maybe
237. Swim with dolphins: Already have
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: NO
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Only for like a day just to see if I could pull it off
240. Lie to the police: Probably not
241. Run from the police: Hopefully not
242. Lie to your parents: Yeah :'D
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: HELL NAH.
244. Be an exotic dancer: I would be literally incapable.
245. NQ- Kill the president: Nope

Section Thirteen: Are you...
246. Shy: Not shy, just anxious
247. Loud: Yes
248. Nice: No
249: Outgoing: No
250: Quiet: Sometimes
251. Mean: I try not to be
252. Emotional: I try not to be OTL
253. Sensitive: See above OTL
254. Gay: No. I'm pan
255. Strong: No
256. Weak: Yes
257. Caring: Too much
258. Dangerous: No xD
259. Crazy: With my friends
260. Spontaneous: Yeah I guess
261. Funny: I try
262. Sweet: Nah
263. Sharing: I try
264. Responsible: ... eh. xD
265. Trustworthy: I like to think so
266. Open-minded: Yes
267. Creative: I try
268. Cute: Nah son
269. Slick: IM CRYING THAT IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF ME
270. Smart: Nah
271. Dumb: Yeah
272. Evil: Nah
273. Ghetto: Nah
274. Classy: Nah
275. Photogenic: Eh
276. Dependable: I try
277. Greedy: Yeah
278. Ugly: Nah
279. Messy: Always
280. Neat: Never xD
281. Perverted: Why didn't you make this 269
282. Silly: Yeah
283. A B****: Sometimes
284. A Good Listener: I try but usually no
285. A Fighter: Nah
286. A Party Animal: Hell nah
287. A Game Freak: A little bit
288. A Computer Freak: A little bit

Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Idk man just give me corgis
290. Dream house: Something rural
291. Husband/Wife: Your mom
292. Kids: Nah son
293. Names: Nah son
294. Pets: A CORGI AND A GREAT DANE AND A BEARDED DRAGON :3
295. Car: Punch buggy, or a tesla if I can afford it xD
296. Age you would want to get married: Like early or mid 30s?
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Me and my-little-infinity have an agreement
298. Honeymoon: Idk

Fifteen: Your Friends 
299. Best friend: You know who you are
301. Craziest: They're all insane
302. Loudest: my-little-infinity at times
303. Shyest: Also my-little-infinity at times xD
304. Best hair: thesarakeet or Div3erge
305. Best eyes: Chatoyant11. They are their own universe.
306. Best body: Bro I don't look at my friends like that
307. Most Athletic: thatnerdyartaddict
308. Hot-tempered: my-little-infinity I guess
309. Most impatient: Me xD
310. Shortest: I think Div3erge?
311. Tallest: thesarakeet
312. Skinniest: Chatoyant11 or Div3erge but tbh we're all pretty skinny
313. Best singer: my-little-infinity does a pretty good yodel
314. Funniest: my-little-infinity or Div3erge 
315. Can always make you laugh: thatnerdyartaddict
316. Wish you talked to more: Div3erge and thesarakeet and Chloe118 and :devunholy-wasp: and Ashbrie13
317. Wish you saw more: All of the above
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Everyone except for my closest friends
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: They know who they are (or at least they should >:U)
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Nah son
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Chatoyant11
322. Who is like your family: They know who they are
323. How many friends do you have?: Uhhhm a lot actually idk xD
324. How many are really close?: 4 or 5

Section Sixteen: The Last
325. Thing you ate: Popcorn
326. Thing you drank: Tea
327. Thing you wore: Riding shirt and riding pants xD
328. Thing you did: Answer the previous question.
329. Place you went: The barn
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nope
331. Person you saw: My adopted little sister
332. Person you hugged: my-little-infinity
333. Person you kissed: My horse? :'3
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: I'm not that touch
335. Person you talked to online: Uuuhhhm thatnerdyartaddict maybe?
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My mom
337. Song you heard: How Far We've Come by Matchbox Twenty
338. Show you saw: Do horse shows count?
339. Time you fought with your parents: A while ago actually
340. Time you fought with a friend: A few months ago
341. Words you said: "Okay"

Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Tea
345. What are you thinking: I really need to pee but I don't feel like getting up. (INDY ACTUALLY SAID THAT BUT IT'S TRUE FOR ME AS WELL)
346. What are you wearing: Riding shirt and jeans.
347. What are you doing: This meme.
349. Hair: Braided I think?
350. Mood: I've been worse.
351. Listening to: Shuffle (Currently still How Far We've Come)
352. Talking to anyone: Nope
353. Watching anything: Always Dexter.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: Nope
355. Are you a carnivore: Nope
356. Are you heterosexual: At first I thought it said "a heterosexual" and I thought that was funny idk x'D But no.
357. Do you like penguins: I guess
358. Do you write poetry: Used to
359. Do you see stupid people: Nope
360. You + Me: Who are you
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Who
362. Can you see flying pigs: YES.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yeah u///u
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Nope.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No?
366. Are you a zombie: I hope not.
367. Am I annoying you: Confusing me is more like it.
368. Do you bite your nails: I TRY SO HARD NOT TO 
369. Can you cross your eyes: ... are there people who can't? owo
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Hell nah
371. Have you touched someone's private part: On accident :'D

Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira I guess idk
375. MTV or VH1: MTV
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: Inside |D
384. Weed or Alcohol: Ew
385. Coke or Pepsi: I don't drink soda anymore, but I did like pepsi better
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: IN-N-OUT YESSSSS

Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: I like it uwu
389. About boy bands: Not as bad as everyone says, and not as good as everyone says. xD
390. About suicide: Trigger warning much?
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: LEAVE.
392. About teen pregnancy: Sad and difficult for the mother and the child :c
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Please don't ask me about my future
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK ME ABOUT MY FUTURE
395. About gay men: Cuties uwu

Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: Not really
397. Current weather right now: H o t
398. Current time: 4:59  and 39 seconds. PM.
399. Any shout outs: RYAN TEDDER IS COOL.
400. Last thoughts: Gotta go pee now.



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